I love the way the church makes an ass of itself. Dude. The Da Vinci Code is fiction. They sell it in the fiction department. It is for fun. No one is saying you should worhsip the Da Vinci Code or listen to Satan or try to venture outside the box or learn think for yourself. Sure, it's fun to play with history and myth. I love a good conspiracy theory, as you all know, and there are elements of the whole Mary-Magdaline-was-the-real-head-of-the-church theory that I like. Sex, lies, murder, cover-up, girl power... It would expl
ain a lot of the persecution women endured from the church with the witch hunts and what-not. What more could I ask for in a conspiracy theory?? But dude, it isn't any closer to being true than any of the other crazy, unverified bullshit in the Bible. (ohhh.... burn).... Besides, I dont see what the big deal is. What if Jesus was gettin' some? He was 33. I'm guessin' he was gettin in on with one of the Marys or Martha or dude was gay. Let's be real here. We all got needs.Speaking of needs, how about this case I learned about in Constitutional Law. Apparently, the state of Alabama outlawed the sale of "sexually stimulating contraband"... aka sex toys. For real. The state argued that it had a legitimate interest in prohibiting the detrimental effects that persuing orgasms for the sake of orgams would have on the health and morality of the citizens of Alabama. AND, the 11th circuit upheld the decision (beca
use, as you probably know, the states of Georgia, Florida and Alabama are located in the fucking twillight zone.) !!!!! Personally, I see this as a flagant attack on female sexuality, and I cannot believe that states, even Alabama, would be allowed to do something this ridiculous. For shame. Does Alabama not know that the 70's brought us sexual liberation, complete with free love, the birth control pill, and sex toys??? Dude. This is a travesty!!!!!!!! To think that Alabama would try to destroy the beautiful, sweet love that Mr. Dependable and I share..... for shame, Alabama...for shame...P.S. Is it wrong to have a picture of the last supper and a giant pink dildo in the same post??
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im also concerned that the giant pink dildo is in front of what appears to be a young 11 or so year old boy who is "in the closet"... dodododo
lol.... i know.... i almost didnt post it becasue of that... but then again, it was too funny...
also, I think that is supposed to be part of the mockery - that the state of Alabama feels it must protect children and its innocent citizenry from the depraved minds that would dare to use sexually stimulating contraband...
I dont think it is so wrong to have a picture of the last supper and a giant pink dildo in the same post. I think it WOULD be wrong if the pink dildo was IN the SAME picture as Jesus. lol
Nathan
p.s. this post was made in Gey...WHAT is that guy who sits up front talking about? shut up! shut up! quit moving your hands so much! you're making me dizzy!
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