Monday, May 22, 2006

We all got needs....


I love the way the church makes an ass of itself. Dude. The Da Vinci Code is fiction. They sell it in the fiction department. It is for fun. No one is saying you should worhsip the Da Vinci Code or listen to Satan or try to venture outside the box or learn think for yourself. Sure, it's fun to play with history and myth. I love a good conspiracy theory, as you all know, and there are elements of the whole Mary-Magdaline-was-the-real-head-of-the-church theory that I like. Sex, lies, murder, cover-up, girl power... It would explain a lot of the persecution women endured from the church with the witch hunts and what-not. What more could I ask for in a conspiracy theory?? But dude, it isn't any closer to being true than any of the other crazy, unverified bullshit in the Bible. (ohhh.... burn).... Besides, I dont see what the big deal is. What if Jesus was gettin' some? He was 33. I'm guessin' he was gettin in on with one of the Marys or Martha or dude was gay. Let's be real here. We all got needs.

Speaking of needs, how about this case I learned about in Constitutional Law. Apparently, the state of Alabama outlawed the sale of "sexually stimulating contraband"... aka sex toys. For real. The state argued that it had a legitimate interest in prohibiting the detrimental effects that persuing orgasms for the sake of orgams would have on the health and morality of the citizens of Alabama. AND, the 11th circuit upheld the decision (because, as you probably know, the states of Georgia, Florida and Alabama are located in the fucking twillight zone.) !!!!! Personally, I see this as a flagant attack on female sexuality, and I cannot believe that states, even Alabama, would be allowed to do something this ridiculous. For shame. Does Alabama not know that the 70's brought us sexual liberation, complete with free love, the birth control pill, and sex toys??? Dude. This is a travesty!!!!!!!! To think that Alabama would try to destroy the beautiful, sweet love that Mr. Dependable and I share..... for shame, Alabama...for shame...



P.S. Is it wrong to have a picture of the last supper and a giant pink dildo in the same post??

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

And so it goes....

Well, I should be updating with some new political rant. But, alas, I am too exausted. Finals wore me out. We finished exams on thursday and then summer school started monday. I must admit, I am feeling a bit burnt out. But, so it goes.... I just wanted all of my faithful readers to know that I am alive and well, and that I have not completely forgotten about my blog. Sadly, I just don't have any thoughts on anything at present.

My roommate and I did get an abused puppy. Really, it is hers, but it hates us both. By puppy, I mean he is two and hates everyone. I think he wants to die, he is literally that depressed. I feel bad for the little guy. Sometimes I just want to lash out at the cold, cruel world too. Feel free to check out the whole story on Tara's blog
(here we are celebrating after exams.)