Pat Robertson - biggest dick ever. period.

(Pictured above: Pat takes a dump on American democracy)

And while I'm thinking about right-winged fundamentalists, here is a shout-out to the biggest dick of them all - Pat Robertson. Most recently, Pat has been in the spotlight for saying that God smote Ariel Sharon for "dividing his land" and pulling Isreal out of Gaza. You see, in addition to hating communists and muslims, Pat LOVES the nation of Isreal, even though they don't believe in Jesus either. And, he'd rather see Isrealis and Palistinians killing each other than trying to establish peace. What's more, Pat loves to attribute everything that goes wrong in life to god's punishment. Just curious, Mr. Robertson, but when you got cancer in 2003 and had to have your prostate removed, what was God punishing you for?

My favorite little "god's punishment" theory is Pat's assertion that Hurricaine Katrina was god's punishment for Ellen Degenerates hosting the Emmys. Therfore, becasue she is openly gay, god decided to destroy her hometown and kill lots of poor black people who probly don't even watch the emmys, let alone have anything to do with who is selected to host the damn thing. However, other fundamentalists are taking credit for Katrina too, so were not real sure why god smote New Orleans. It appears that AL- Zarqawi is claiming that god sent Katrina to smite the US for its unholy occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan. Hmmm.... maybe god was running a two-for one special on hurricane smitings.... You know, now that I think about it, Zarqawi and Robertson have a lot in common. They are both crazed fundamentalists who advocate violence agasint god's enemies (Recall when Robertson advocated the assasination of Venezuela's


President) and they both like to indoctrinate the ignorant masses through television. Maybe they should do a show together!!! I bet they could make a shit-load... Sure, they have some theological differences of opinion, but they could just focus on the things they have in common - like total hate and loathing for women, gays, infidels and the seperation of church and state.

In addition, Pat and his buddy Falwell blame gays, the removal of prayer from schools, and immorality in general for 911.

More irony from Pat - he says that Islam is a religion of hatred and that the Koran incites its followers to kill people of other faiths.... Ummm... have you ever read the fucking Bible, jackass???!!??? If you want to talk about a book that advocates hatred, intolorance and killing people who don't believe like you do, then the Bible is your best bet.


Ok, I am done bitching about Pat Robertson.